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Take some notes here, son. I'm falling
about like the devil's boss. I'm a

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stranger boss in the middle of the day
in a strange hotel.

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And let me tell you that man with a
trench coat and he'll take you downtown.

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Nasty and in the forest street. He's an
animal and I'm a bag of blood.

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Ooh.

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Okay.

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1 ,001 movies you must see before you
die. You love movies.

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I do.

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I also have terminal cancer.

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Yeah. Which is why you need to watch
those movies.

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I need to watch 1 ,001 movies.

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Before you die.

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But you do know you're going to die.

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I know I'm going to die. So why are we
arguing?

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I don't want to spend my last month
watching 1 ,001 movies.

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You must.

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Must.

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die before watching those movies?

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What?

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Who cares?

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Honey, look.

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I'm not going to give you other presents
now.

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Michael's been having problems since the
program started.

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Well, just tell him to reboot the entire
system and start from scratch.

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All right, I'll let him know.

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Hey, Tony, how's it going?

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Well, the retrograde thrust is wide
alive under the simulation.

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Yeah, well, don't you worry about that.

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After all, it's not rocket science.

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It's not rocket science. That's funny,
isn't it?

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Hey.

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Dick, I was just saying to Barney, he
was having problems with the thrusters,

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and I said, don't worry, it's not rocket
science.

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That is funny, though. That's too much.

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Hey, Neil.

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Hey, Neil. I'm not sure if you... Yep,
that's my name, Doug. Wear it out. Can I

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have a word, please? Oh, yes, sir.

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Just the one. What word were you
thinking?

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In my office, please. Ah, yes.

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Yes.

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Ah.

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What are you doing, Neil?

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It's not rocket science.

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No, take a seat.

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Where shall I take it?

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So how's work going?

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You know, it's good. It's good.

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It's not exactly rocket science.

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It gets funnier the more you say it,
though.

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It is funny that you say that because
that's why I brought you here. Yep.

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The thing is, it is rocket science.

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Isn't it? I mean, that's what we do here
at the Southern Cross Aerospace and

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Research Facility.

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It is quite literally rocket science.
Yes, that's kind of a joke. But it's not

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very funny one, is it? Well, Tony... I
mean, not when you've been saying it for

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four long years now. Four hilarious
years. Well, we're sick of it.

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Everyone is sick of it. I've just had
the head of the Russian space agency on

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the line.

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Yes, I know you've learnt it in Russian,
but it is the only thing you've learnt

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in Russian and you keep calling them and
saying it completely out of context.

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It's confusing.

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Lost in translation.

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I'm going to have to let you go.

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Oh, no, come on.

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Come on.

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The Titan rocket probe, it's been
working on that for six years now. You

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it's near completion.

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I love my job. I admit your work on that
project has been exceptional.

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Thank you.

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You know, but it's not exactly rocket
science.

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It gets funnier the more you say it.

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Uh,

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Houston, we have a problem.

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Jesus Christ. Well, no, it's just a
cleaner. Okay.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, you scared me. I thought you were
going to eat my brain. No, no, no. I'm

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just here to change the bin. Wow.

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Wow. It's going to be cleaner, huh?

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Well, yes, yes.

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Actually, I only do this part -time.

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What do you normally do? Well, I'm an
actor.

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No way. A zombie actor slash cleaner.
Yeah, well, more and more an actor.

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You're cleaning now. Well, yes. What
have you been in? Well, I mainly do

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theatre.

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I actually just played Eugene in
Chekhov's Ivanov.

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I do some short films as well. Actually,
I've written a screenplay. Hey, were

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you on The Walking Dead?

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Yeah, I love that show.

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I remember the beginning of the second
season, under the tanker. You're the guy

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eating the dead guy, right? No. No, that
wasn't me.

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You sure?

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I'm pretty sure I look just like you.

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I'm quite positive.

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Ah.

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Right. Well, you know, keep up the
acting. Maybe one day you can be in a

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like that. I love it.

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Actually, I don't go for those types of
roles.

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What do you mean?

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Well, you know, shows that depict
zombies as mindless idiots just lurching

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around eating human brains.

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You know what really irritates me about
those shows?

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What? It's lazy script writing. I mean,
here's a perfectly good opportunity for

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some bold, truthful storytelling about
what it's like to really be a zombie in

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the modern world, and they just opt for
the obvious clichés.

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That's excellent. That's really good.

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It is offensive.

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It's just a TV show. It is narrow
-minded stereotyping, and it is

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disrespectful to our entire culture.

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Yeah, maybe, but it's a great show. Yes,
but know this.

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As long as fools like you continue to
watch, they will continue to make this

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rubbish. Good day.

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Hey, wait.

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Yes?

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Oh, you didn't do my pin, so...

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Sorry, sir.

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Hey,

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Dad. Can I talk to you about something?

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What is it?

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You know Amy?

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No.

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The girl from school.

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This morning?

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No, I don't know her.

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Well, anyway.

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I really like her.

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Gay. And, um...

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That's kind of what I wanted to talk to
you about.

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About this girl?

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Yeah, and all that kind of stuff.

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Hang on.

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Are you trying to talk about sex?

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Well, yeah, I guess so. Gross.

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I'm your father, Alex. Don't be
disgusting.

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I know you're my father. I just want
some advice.

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You want some sex advice from me, your
own father?

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What is wrong with you?

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Nothing. What, do you want me to talk
through my sexual conquests?

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I think I've got some tapes of some old
girlfriends in there. Maybe we can go

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and watch them together.

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Or better yet, why don't you go have sex
with your mother and you can watch

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that? Is that what you want? Of course
not.

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Do you have any idea what my face looks
like during sex?

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This.

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Is this what you want to see?

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Thrusting away on top of your own
mother?

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The mother whose body you came out of?

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Your middle -aged, three -children
-bodied mother? Is that what you want?

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No, I'm just asking for some advice.

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The birds and the bees. I never got
that. The birds and the bees?

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What are we, some kind of 1980s coming
-of -age American teen dramedy? No.

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Are we being filmed right now? Is John
Hughes directing?

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No. No, he's not, because he's dead.

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And the rest of us live in the real
world, where nobody gets that talk.

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I didn't get it, my friends didn't get
it, and your friends aren't getting it

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either. It only happens in the movies.
Why?

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Because it's awkward and gross.

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Plus you brought up the death of a very
famous director and now I'm upset. Just

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go, please.

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I need a shower.

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Oh, God of sarcasm. Thanks for
everything.

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Monitor?

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Command,

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you want to see me?

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Captain Sutherland, may I start by
saying your country, and indeed the

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planet, owes you an enormous debt of
gratitude.

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Thank you, Commander.

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It has been trying at times, but one
must put one's isolation aside in the

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of such matters.

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There is one thing that I...

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would like to discuss with you. Yes.

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I'm afraid it's a little delicate.

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The station logs have been brought to my
attention and there seems to be a few

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irregularities regarding the data
consumption on the lower deck inboard

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computer.

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Irregularities? Yes. It seems the
terminal has been used to access a

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called kitchensluts .com. That is
irregular.

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Yes, and I'm afraid there has been some
pretty heavy downloading.

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Right, so you can monitor that down
there.

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Yes. Well, leave it with me and I will
get to the bottom of it. Thank you for

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calling. I'm sorry, you're what?

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I will find out who is responsible and
report back.

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Roger out.

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Well, you're the only one that's
actually been living there for the past

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years. So it would stand to reason
that... What?

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That it was me?

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No, I'm married.

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Yes, well, look, there's nothing to be
ashamed of. I mean, you have been up

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there a very long time. Not ashamed,
because it's not me.

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I'm a highly decorated astronaut. I
would not degrade myself in such a

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And besides, it's a one piece.

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I couldn't even if I wanted to. It's all
contained.

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Captain Silver, may I call you Eric?

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Yes. Eric.

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We know it was you.

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It's lonely.

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I'm all by myself.

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He's admitted it.

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Captain Sutherland, you're disgusting.

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No internet for six months.

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Um, can you not tell my wife?

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Can you please not tell my wife, please?

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These last few months have been amazing.
I know.

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I don't think I've ever... I know.

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Me too.

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I wake up most mornings just... I just
can't believe how happy I am.

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Ditto.

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I love you.

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There is...

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Something that I actually want to tell
you. I probably should have told you

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already by now, but... Uh -oh.

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Don't tell me, let me guess.

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You're secretly gay.

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No. You know what? I wouldn't even care
if you were.

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That's how much I love you.

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No, that's not it.

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Okay, then.

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You're adopted, and we're actually
brother and sister.

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Again, I wouldn't care if you were.

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And I would continue to sleep with you,
even if I just discovered you were

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actually my biological sister.

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That's how much I love you.

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No, it's not that. Or you were adopted,
and you're actually my birth mum. If you

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told me right now that you were some
amazingly preserved 65 -year -old woman

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was actually my birth mother, I wouldn't
be upset.

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No. Or even dad, same scenario as
before, but you were born a man, and

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had me, and then you had a sex change
later in life.

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I would still take you home tonight and
make love to you with the lights on.

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That's... So sweet.

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No, what I wanted to tell you was... I
have a child.

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You have a child?

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Yeah.

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It's right here.

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This is your baby?

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Yeah,

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I know, I know. I should have told you
by now, but I just... I thought you

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have noticed.

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Noted?

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Uh, no. Sorry I'm not a super sleuth
detective who solves crimes by detecting

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minuscule details.

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All right, I'm really sorry. I can't
believe this.

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I'm done.

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Can't we just talk it through?

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Honestly?

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I don't know.

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You're always talking about how much you
want to have children. I do, but to

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raise someone else's kid, it would have
to be really, really...

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Good looking, like off the scale,
adorable, cute, like in a calendar dress

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pumpkin cute.

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And I'm sorry, this child is not that
attractive.

250
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,300
I don't see it.

251
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I'm sorry.

252
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,400
Okay.

253
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,030
But what did you expect?

254
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,500
It's ugly.

255
00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:02,520
No.

256
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:08,290
Did you just recently do that dog food
commercial, Ed?

257
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,340
Yes, I did.

258
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,600
Well spotted.

259
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:16,050
Okay, Patrick and Trevor, right? No, I'm
Trevor. I'm Patrick.

260
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,110
Sorry, you just look quite similar.

261
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:23,489
This, as I'm sure you know, is Scarlet.
Ah, yes, hello. Hi. Hi, nice to meet

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00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,289
you. Lovely work.

263
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:28,669
Now, the scene today is that Abigail has
failed to seduce Proctor, so she's

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alone in the woods and... and two
zombies enter, a bit of moaning and

265
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:37,710
mums moving, you guys know what you're
doing. Any questions? No? Good, okay.

266
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,350
Yeah, actually, yes, I do have a
question.

267
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:44,130
I was wondering if I might read for the
part of Proctor.

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What?

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John Proctor.

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I've prepared a monologue.

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Proctor is a down -to -earth forthright
farmer.

272
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,330
Yes. And you're a zombie.

273
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,780
I'm an actor.

274
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:04,619
Sorry, I don't... Please, it'll only
take a minute. Can we just do this? I've

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got a reading at three.

276
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,880
Yeah, let's just get into it, shall we?

277
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,159
No, I'm afraid I've prepared a
monologue. Hey, buddy, you're a zombie,

278
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,099
right? Just stop wasting everyone's
time.

279
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:18,219
Oh, wasting everyone's time, am I? Can I
just ask you something, friend? Aren't

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00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:22,259
you just a little bit ashamed about
this, huh? Can't you see the kind of

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that this kind of stereotyping is doing
to our cause?

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00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:30,249
perpetrating the idea that all zombies
are just mindless idiots just lurching

283
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,630
around eating human brains.

284
00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:35,109
Aren't you just a little bit embarrassed
about it? No, I'm an entertainer, okay?

285
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,170
An entertainer. Yeah.

286
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:41,529
Performing the same roles in every
production, just staggering around,

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00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:45,749
human flesh. Oh, it's more staggering.
And then wacko acts at the back of the

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head dead.

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00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:49,800
Brilliant. I'm sure your Oscar's just
around the corner. Fuck off.

290
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,989
There's nuance in my performance, all
right? There's light and shade. There's

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00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,040
subtle variation.

292
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,850
Light and shade. What, is it that?

293
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,870
There's a shady bit. There's light.

294
00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:00,629
It's called acting, mate. Something you
wouldn't know anything about.

295
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,389
Oh, and such an accurate portrayal of
our lives, isn't it? Afterwards, maybe

296
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,068
and I should go to the coffee shop and
later we're going to just tear some

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00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,108
infant apart and eat its bowels right in
front of its mother. No one's forcing

298
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:13,368
you to be here, mate. If you don't want
to be part of the industry, get out.

299
00:17:13,369 --> 00:17:17,269
I love this industry. I just want to
tell our stories. I mean, my wife and I,

300
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,269
can't have kids, okay? We're forced to
adopt. Now, why isn't there a film about

301
00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,920
that? No one wants to see a film about
your dead sperm.

302
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,410
But it is real life.

303
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:27,750
Don't you touch me.

304
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:32,849
Have you ever had a single line of
dialogue in any on -screen work? Mate,

305
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:35,470
been in 13 feature films. Yeah, 13 films
of...

306
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:41,369
You're not an entertainer, mate. You're
a walking fucking cliche.

307
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,010
Okay, that's enough. Get out. Okay,
yeah, I'll go.

308
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,630
I'll go. But know this.

309
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:51,629
Liberty died in this room today. The
rights of my brethren have been set back

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00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:54,030
100 years by your actions.

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00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,570
I hope you're all very proud of
yourself.

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00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,420
Good day.

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00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,540
Wait!

314
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:14,000
Do you think you can bring that kind of
passion to Proctor?

315
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,180
Oh, I do.

316
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,530
Then show me.

317
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,170
Because it is my name.

318
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,630
Because I cannot have another in my
life.

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00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,130
Stop. That was terrible.

320
00:18:42,761 --> 00:18:49,169
Do you think I might be able to... You
want to audition for the role of the

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00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,209
zombie? Yeah.

322
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,810
Okay, good. All right, guys, let's do
this.

323
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,830
And action.

324
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,590
He's unstoppable at the moment.

325
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,390
He's 60 out. He thinks he can.

326
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,100
I'm Adam Heim.

327
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,220
Hey, Darren.

328
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,250
Yeah? Could you come here a sec, mate?

329
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:42,880
Can it wait?

330
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,410
Uh, not really, mate, no.

331
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:52,920
Yeah?

332
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,430
Something you want to tell me?

333
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,260
No?

334
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,120
You sure about that?

335
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,510
Yeah?

336
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,960
There's nothing you want to tell me?

337
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,420
No, look, what's all this about?

338
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,410
Come here.

339
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,750
Come here!

340
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,210
Feel that.

341
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,550
Feel it.

342
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,550
Yeah, what about it?

343
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:36,410
How does that feel to you?

344
00:21:37,081 --> 00:21:38,929
Feels good.

345
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:39,980
Does it?

346
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah.

347
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:44,450
Doesn't feel... different?

348
00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:47,420
No.

349
00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:51,610
Doesn't feel... lighter?

350
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:54,570
Lighter. Yeah.

351
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:58,490
You know, like it's... anything,
something.

352
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:02,170
Feels just the same to me.

353
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,400
Does it?

354
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,090
You don't know?

355
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,570
Well, look at it. What does it look
like?

356
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,670
Looks like a feather. It does, doesn't
it?

357
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,880
What kind of feather?

358
00:22:30,371 --> 00:22:34,939
A cushion feather. Sorry, mate, I didn't
hear you.

359
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,740
A cushion feather. A cushion feather.

360
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,930
Yes, I agree.

361
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:43,100
What do you think this cushion feather
found its way to the ground?

362
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,980
You don't know?

363
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,590
Well...

364
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,260
You don't think it got there by itself,
do you?

365
00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:58,570
You don't think it just jumped out of
the cushion, all on its own, do you?

366
00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,170
Probably not. Probably not.

367
00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:05,560
Probably had some assistance, wouldn't
you think?

368
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:06,700
Yeah.

369
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,120
Probably.

370
00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,190
You've got 20 minutes to pack your shit
and get out.

371
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,400
Hey, wow, Rory, you're looking great.

372
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,300
Thanks. I've been working out and
getting lots of rest.

373
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,720
And that... that's all you've had done?

374
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:57,020
Yeah. Why?

375
00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,300
Nothing. I... nothing.

376
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,840
You look great, man.

377
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,760
You've totally had work done. I know.

378
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,360
It's so obvious.

379
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,610
Hamish, we're not here for you, okay?

380
00:24:17,381 --> 00:24:19,449
Hey, Dad.

381
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:20,500
Hi, guys.

382
00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,200
Hi, darling.

383
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:24,770
Why don't you take a seat?

384
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:36,270
I, um... I guess you know why we're all
here.

385
00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:39,250
We're having dinner, are we?

386
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,220
It's about your drinking, Dad.

387
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,050
What is this?

388
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,459
Is this one of these bloody
interventions?

389
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,360
Yeah, Dad, it is.

390
00:24:55,180 --> 00:25:00,220
Look, this is very nice, but I haven't
touched a drop for two years.

391
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,550
That's the problem.

392
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,660
You're sober all the time now.

393
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,320
AA has made me stronger.

394
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:10,560
Do you think it's easy? I used to drink
a bottle a day. At least.

395
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,890
Yeah, you did.

396
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:17,379
And now all we hear about is AA this and
my life is better than ever that. And I

397
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:21,000
am really, really sick of it.

398
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,460
I thought it was what you wanted.

399
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,459
The doctor said if I didn't stop
drinking... The doctor doesn't have to

400
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,900
with you, does he? Bec, eat up.

401
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,510
We didn't realise how crack you'd
become, Dad.

402
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,380
You used to be fun. You were crack and
joke.

403
00:25:34,381 --> 00:25:37,519
You used to fall over and we'd split
your head on the table.

404
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,620
Touching people in inappropriate places.

405
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,350
Guys...

406
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:45,220
I don't remember any of this. No, you
don't. But we do.

407
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,380
It was freaking awesome.

408
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:52,940
I have moved to a higher state.

409
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:59,079
Yesterday was history. Tomorrow is a
mystery. And today is a weird... What

410
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,820
hell is that? It's a mantra. Nobody
wants mantras, Dad.

411
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,700
They're creepy and weird.

412
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,560
Look, I feel like I never see you
anymore.

413
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:12,960
You're always at those self -help
meetings, working all the time.

414
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:15,620
I feel like I barely know you.

415
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,130
Marianne.

416
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,539
What about the inappropriate behaviour
at parties? Do you eye -charge it? I

417
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,160
never asked you to become a saint.

418
00:26:26,161 --> 00:26:28,599
What about the money? I saved thousands
of dollars. Don't you make this about

419
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,800
money, don't you bloody...

420
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,240
the way through this, do you?

421
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,800
I'm housing you all by being sober.

422
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,420
Do I know you?

423
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,640
No. No, no, no. Hold on.

424
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:22,180
You're in The Walking Dead.

425
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,640
You're in The Walking Dead.

426
00:27:23,771 --> 00:27:25,869
You're with the...

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